Creating a Monster...

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Use the rest of the condensed milk to make Vietnamese style cafe au lait. Tastes like Kopiko.
(I actually recommend you avoid this step as after drinking said coffee I proceeded to screech 'Super Mario Galax-eeeeeeeeeee' over and over again before passing out on the couch.)